Was the CRT dirty? Fish proves
He could fix it with proper mouse moves.
He would quickly assert
What she thought was just dirt
Was instead just some camel-type hooves.
"Why's this due date odd?" was the suit's snort.
"You had changed it!" the fish did retort.
"Check the hist'ry, you'll find
When that new date's assigned.
Does your boss have a different report?"
What's the problem? It's really quite clear.
You are using this document here!
There's a goof that was made
By that tech who gave aid.
That was solved after calls from Samir.
And Peter.
And Milton.
And Bob.
And Michael.
And Bill.
And Dom.
And Tom.
And Drew.
And the other Bob...
When the Big Boss has problems, I fret it.
For this call, I've the answer! I'd bet it!
Here's the problem, you see,
It's in test in IT.
Like that product, the Boss doesn't get it.
"Our computers are down!" agents cry.
Seems the power is out. That is why.
Today, those with the gall
Don't need passports at all.
They just swim, row or walk, but won't fly.