November 17 - 21, 2014

November 21, 2014 - An idle mind is the devil's Photoshop

To my eyes, that darned picture looked fine.
"Make this tweak!" every manager'd whine.
"Move the screen to the right!"
"Make his teeth look more white!"
I decided I'd also make mine.

So I knew just the thing I would do.
Every finger would get a tattoo.
They don't notice? How cool!
Let me see if I'd fool
Them by adding his ballet class too.

Here's the thought that I knew all along.
There a place I could go that was wrong.
Every viewer would whine
I'd be crossing the line
With a picture of JIM in his thong!

Happy Casual Friday!!!

November 20, 2014 - Mail dysfunction

Applications? There's none! We all laughed.
There's a reason for this. Don't be daft.
That spam filter we bought?
That is where they're all caught.
It's to keep us from getting the shaft.

November 19, 2014 - Priorities

A port scanner I used to just suss.
But security made a big fuss.
Their response? It was brisk!
"A security risk!"
So I took the thing off and I cussed.

Then the network wound up getting hacked.
There were thousands this breach would impact.
Lots of taxes will pay
LifeLock billing today.
Can I please put my port scanner back?

November 18, 2014 - See, they CAN figure it out...eventually

Fred and Barney need help on the docks.
Then they figured it out! Me it shocks!
I then asked my friend Bob,
"Didn't Fred have that job
Riding dinosaurs moving big rocks?"

November 17, 2014 - Details, details

"This computer won't work!" the doc's crying.
"Can you fix it?" I told her, "I'm trying."
With a move quick and deft,
Flicked a switch and then left.
We're alike. We both keep things from dying.