To my eyes, that darned picture looked fine.
"Make this tweak!" every manager'd whine.
"Move the screen to the right!"
"Make his teeth look more white!"
I decided I'd also make mine.
So I knew just the thing I would do.
Every finger would get a tattoo.
They don't notice? How cool!
Let me see if I'd fool
Them by adding his ballet class too.
Here's the thought that I knew all along.
There a place I could go that was wrong.
Every viewer would whine
I'd be crossing the line
With a picture of JIM in his thong!
Happy Casual Friday!!!
Applications? There's none! We all laughed.
There's a reason for this. Don't be daft.
That spam filter we bought?
That is where they're all caught.
It's to keep us from getting the shaft.
A port scanner I used to just suss.
But security made a big fuss.
Their response? It was brisk!
"A security risk!"
So I took the thing off and I cussed.
Then the network wound up getting hacked.
There were thousands this breach would impact.
Lots of taxes will pay
LifeLock billing today.
Can I please put my port scanner back?
Fred and Barney need help on the docks.
Then they figured it out! Me it shocks!
I then asked my friend Bob,
"Didn't Fred have that job
Riding dinosaurs moving big rocks?"
"This computer won't work!" the doc's crying.
"Can you fix it?" I told her, "I'm trying."
With a move quick and deft,
Flicked a switch and then left.
We're alike. We both keep things from dying.