I've a messaging system? Well, hey!
Suits don't want the thing, to my dismay.
Then new suits changed their mind.
"Don't spend money! Here's mine!"
Yes, folks! Skunkworks again saved the day!
Said my dad, with computer skills dowdy,
In a letter he sent to me, "Howdy!
Here's the updates I made!"
I then sighed, "I'm afraid
That the spreadsheet's not all that is cloudy..."
"There's a server that seems to be broke.
Can you check to see did the thing croak?"
"I can not disagree -
There's no light here to see.
'Cause the room is all filled up with smoke.'
Here's a keyboard as smart as they come!
It will make certain users feel glum.
They'll be throwing a fit
When the num lock is lit.
It stops users whose brains are too num.
That darned caller, for answers I grilled.
The review of my help was quite chilled.
He would tell me, "Go blow!
That you don't need to know."
He could tell me, then I would be killed.