November 10 - 14, 2014

November 14, 2014 - Got a minute?

I've a messaging system? Well, hey!
Suits don't want the thing, to my dismay.
Then new suits changed their mind.
"Don't spend money! Here's mine!"
Yes, folks! Skunkworks again saved the day!

November 13, 2014 - One technology down, just 30 years' worth to go

Said my dad, with computer skills dowdy,
In a letter he sent to me, "Howdy!
Here's the updates I made!"
I then sighed, "I'm afraid
That the spreadsheet's not all that is cloudy..."

November 12, 2014 - Now that you mention it, there IS one more thing...

"There's a server that seems to be broke.
Can you check to see did the thing croak?"
"I can not disagree -
There's no light here to see.
'Cause the room is all filled up with smoke.'

November 11, 2014 - Lockout

Here's a keyboard as smart as they come!
It will make certain users feel glum.
They'll be throwing a fit
When the num lock is lit.
It stops users whose brains are too num.

November 10, 2014 - Yes, to help you, we need to know that

That darned caller, for answers I grilled.
The review of my help was quite chilled.
He would tell me, "Go blow!
That you don't need to know."
He could tell me, then I would be killed.