Set a PC up? Well, folks, he tried.
The thing crackled and smoked, then it died.
We should all tell this bloke,
"Don't release magic smoke.
They work better when smoke's kept inside."
What? Her modem is moaning and pyssing?
It appears the right number is missing.
Now the cussing is nixed
Since that number is fixed,
And that person won't hear no more hissing!
As I took a big gulp from my flask.
I thought, "I do not like multi-task.
And my doc? It's unmoved.
Wonder who'll get thrown out on their ask.."
'Twas as simple as help desk calls come:
I will bet that this user felt dumb.
Her computer? It could
Say her sandwich was good,
Since the monitor had on it "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"Are you sure you did testing? I am!
Those results you are looking for, ma'am?
They were tested. I know
'Twas done five months ago.
Did that message get put in your spam?"