That old job? The director's so blue,
But my buddies and I, we came through!
It is really quite clear:
They've got nothing to fear
With our project boss, Pepe Le*Whew*!
This report we need? I have a hunch
If it's late, we're in trouble a bunch.
Can I run it? I know
I did five years ago,
Yet I can't recall yesterday's lunch...
Big Machines? I'm not trained, but alas!
There's a board to be moved, and moved fast!
Was a big RGE
Behind door number three?
No, a ticket into its next class.
Could this software be virus infected?
Take a look at this guy I've selected.
It appears, Abercrombie,
This guy is a zombie
Or Somehow became resurrected.
From the mayor on down to the clerks,
They must think that IT is all jerks.
They must live in a haze
'Cause they're really amazed
When we install a system, it works!