Every server's down? That's really scary!
Did they try to commit hari kari?
It won't happen again,
Since a guy with a yen
Wanted AC, we now are more wary.
There's a call! No, I surely won't shirk it.
That new firewall? Did somebody jerk it?
Generators? They hum.
Who designed this place? Dumb!
The computer room's on its own circuit.
Something's phishy, that much we all know.
About this, Dr. Smith is quite slow.
Both that admin and he
Might possess Ph. D's
I'd believe they should read "Ph. D'oh!"
Believe it or not, today's limerick marks my sixth anniversary of rhyming in the Tank.
At the gym, I told guys by my locker,
"Here's a fix that I found quite the shocker.
Does a NIC make you ache?
Find an oven and bake.
Says a techie they call Betty Crocker."
The guy's locked out? To him, it's not funny.
That's the room where he makes all his money.
Said the maintenance soul,
"We will just cut a hole.
It's a fix I saw once on Bugs Bunny."