October 13 - 17, 2014

October 17, 2014 - Looks like everybody learned something

Every server's down? That's really scary!
Did they try to commit hari kari?
It won't happen again,
Since a guy with a yen
Wanted AC, we now are more wary.

October 16, 2014 - Well, the firewalls WEREN'T working, were they?

There's a call! No, I surely won't shirk it.
That new firewall? Did somebody jerk it?
Generators? They hum.
Who designed this place? Dumb!
The computer room's on its own circuit.

October 15, 2014 - Fish meets phish. Guess who wins?

Something's phishy, that much we all know.
About this, Dr. Smith is quite slow.
Both that admin and he
Might possess Ph. D's
I'd believe they should read "Ph. D'oh!"

Believe it or not, today's limerick marks my sixth anniversary of rhyming in the Tank.

October 14, 2014 - If it didn't work, that card was toast(ed) anyway

At the gym, I told guys by my locker,
"Here's a fix that I found quite the shocker.
Does a NIC make you ache?
Find an oven and bake.
Says a techie they call Betty Crocker."

October 13, 2014 - Now THAT'S what we call a security hole!

The guy's locked out? To him, it's not funny.
That's the room where he makes all his money.
Said the maintenance soul,
"We will just cut a hole.
It's a fix I saw once on Bugs Bunny."