Just a download? That be just a joke!
Bad that scurvy dog 'bout me had spoke,
For me job, he'd not thank?
He'd be walkin' the plank.
ARRR at least I would keelhaul the bloke!
In the first six months, everyone fears
That's when many a problem appears.
I must say that I'm shocked!
Yes, this system sure rocked
Since they've used it some twenty two years!
Laptop problems? Support will admit'm.
That darned boss of my boss? "JIM" would fit'm.
In an email, he'd claim
That the driver's to blame.
That's the club I'd be using to hit'm.
In the Air Force, you can't be defiant.
There's a list we were given - a giant!
With each order, we moved.
Y2K's here. We've proved
Every Band-aid we've got is compliant.
e're replacing this guy with another.
Laptop's camera? The thing's like no other.
It was covered with paint.
Will it come off? It ain't.
Seems he thought that his boss was Big Brother.