September 8 - 12, 2014

September 12, 2014 - Cross-examination can work ON lawyers, too

The guy's laptop is dead. I'm astounded.
After grilling the lawyer, I found it.
There's this scuff on the screen.
He must bring back its sheen,
And while cleaning the screen, the guy drowned it.

September 11, 2014 - Not exactly Law & Order: IT Victims Unit

Laptop's stolen? My mood got so dour.
At the user I tended to glower
Is it possible where
It was done by a bear
While you do sixty miles an hour?

September 10, 2014 - Sometimes it just takes a little leverage

There's a motherboard problem? Let's see.
Here's a picture, now what could it be...
What's the cause? Here's a gem.
He won't RTFM.
On the other hand, neither did we...

September 9, 2014 - Too bad he didn't try to call the help desk first

He needs help, I will go there directly!
With my foot, I can't walk too erectly.
"Though the box is plugged in,"
I explained with a grin,
"It still has to be plugged in correctly."

September 8, 2014 - Sadly, we're pretty sure she HAS done this before

When I read this, I soon had one thought.
That our fish she called quite a lot.
On this you can rely,
If you're wondering why -
She must think that the fish is quite hot.