He won't budge? Could it be a depravity
To ask what's in his skull: just a cavity?
But I still got the win
With an engineer's grin
And some help from that old law of gravity.
To avoid any surfing abuse,
There are networks and routers in twos.
Someone wrote on the walls
In the gentleman's stalls:
For free Wifi, the password to use
There's a vital security audit!
The red button - the auditor pawed it.
Chaos it would produce
As all heII would break loose.
Our security - they must applaud it!
Said the guy on the call hot and blistery:
"Your darned site will not work. It's a mystery."
You are on IE7?
It works on 11!
Upgrade and your woes will be history!
Since the manager cleaned up his turf,
Were connections messed up by some smurf?
You should not use a staple!
A twist tie or tape'll
Keep cables intact. Now go surf!
There's a stack of those write-protect rings!
At each other our group gladly flings.
We had fun with each pitch
Until one hit that switch...
Uh, could someone call up an engineer?