August 25 - September 5, 2014

September 5, 2014 - Sometimes you really need an engineered solution

He won't budge? Could it be a depravity
To ask what's in his skull: just a cavity?
But I still got the win
With an engineer's grin
And some help from that old law of gravity.

September 4, 2014 - There's sharing, and then there's OVER-sharing...

To avoid any surfing abuse,
There are networks and routers in twos.
Someone wrote on the walls
In the gentleman's stalls:
For free Wifi, the password to use

Is: 867-5309

September 3, 2014 - Now THAT'S what we call a test!

There's a vital security audit!
The red button - the auditor pawed it.
Chaos it would produce
As all heII would break loose.
Our security - they must applaud it!

September 2, 2014 - Sometimes you just don't want one step at a time

Said the guy on the call hot and blistery:
"Your darned site will not work. It's a mystery."
You are on IE7?
It works on 11!
Upgrade and your woes will be history!

Vacation between August 27 - September 1

August 26, 2014 - But it looks so nice now!

Since the manager cleaned up his turf,
Were connections messed up by some smurf?
You should not use a staple!
A twist tie or tape'll
Keep cables intact. Now go surf!

August 25, 2014 - You can see this coming. Why couldn't they?

There's a stack of those write-protect rings!
At each other our group gladly flings.
We had fun with each pitch
Until one hit that switch...

Uh, could someone call up an engineer?