August 18 - 22, 2014

August 22, 2014 - Why we love customers (and sales VPs, too)

Just excuses. excuses, excuses!
Will they pay us? That bank just refuses!
Then a glosious sight
In a bold black and white!
When they cheat, in the end the bank loses.

August 21, 2014 - Alternate workaround: Turn up the heat

"This darned smartphone! The thing really blows!
Nothing works when I touch it!" she goes.
"Come on, man, what's the deal?"
"With those gloves, it can't feel.
Have you ever tried using your nose?"

August 20, 2014 - We DO trust users -- that's why we have failsafes

You might think that the board was quite dim.
Only used that new key on a whim.
Though I wanted to cry
It's not hard to see why:
I have heard that the keyword was "JIM."

August 19, 2014 - A double negative really ain't no positive thing

PC Jeopardy! I'll always fight
To stall hackers with all of my might.
I'll disable "disable."
It seems like that label's
A line used on "Saturday Night."

RIP: Don Pardo 1918 - 2014

August 18, 2014 - See, there's a solution after all

It won't duplex? I know what to do.
Where there's "Duplex" I'll mark it right through!
We won't be called again
All because of a pen.
Counting Sharpies? I'd say they've got two!