August 11 - 15, 2014

August 15, 2014 - Back to school already?

Lose a iPad? That's quite a disaster.
Can I help her to find it much faster?
When it's hide and go seek,
With that iPad he'd sneak.
Seems her son has out-mastered the master.

It's a bet I would place with a bookie.
It appears that he's nobody's rookie.
For to me it's quite clear -
He's spend many a year
Finding mom's hiding places for cookies.

August 14, 2014 - Unclear on SEVERAL concepts

We need space, all the reasons, I'll cite 'em.
That new PM, I don't like to fight 'im.
Here's a problem to face:
Reports take too much space.
We'll just get Reader's Digest to write 'em.

August 13, 2014 - Well, nobody asked!

Our production's down? How can it be?
For its cause not a soul could foresee.
Now it's really quite clear.
He just sits on his rear.
Here's a guy who should be in DC!

August 12, 2014 - Gosh, thanks, boss!

When Aladdin a meeting was shook,
At that boss, did RV-P then look?
An Awak'ning's in need.
Will he Shrink from this deed?
That sick boss should be given the Hook.

RIP Robin Williams 1951 - 2014

August 11, 2014 - Whatever works

What was once a conclusion foregone,
Here a brand new conclusion is drawn.
Said some nerds with a cough,
"When we turn some girl off,
Then we really are turning her on?"

Disclaimer: No, you're not. You really are turning her off...