July 28 - August 1, 2014

August 1, 2014 - No good deed goes unpunish-- Oh wait, never mind!

The director could not be much slowah!
"With a flood, we should all need a rowah!"
With those planes overhead
Those could make us all dead.
That director - his name - was it Noah?

July 31, 2014 - Pop quiz: How many security holes can you spot?

Our security's great here! I'll boast it!
There's a password I see on a Post-it?
Geez, how dumb can you get?!?
That's a risk to our net!
Any hacker could come in and toast it!

July 30, 2014 - 22-carat catch-22

"The web's out again! Help us!" they'd plead.
Every call I would fix with great speed.
Well, my pay has decreased,
But these calls have all ceased
Since the system and backup agreed.

July 29, 2014 - Adults say the darndest things

There's a webpage the daycare needs done.
Thirty files? Boy, this ought to be fun!
"Please, try this, " said our sage,
"Menu 'Insert / Break / Page'
Then your thirty can soon become one."

July 28, 2014 - But aside from THAT, not a problem

"There is rain in the server room?!? Yipe!"
Was the college's fish's main gripe.
What was causing this pain?
'Twas a break in the main!
And that's not even PVC pipe!