July 14 - 18, 2014

July 18, 2014 - We're 'not big enough'? Let's try that again.

You won't send the wiz? Something ain't right.
Get some help from a teammate? I might.
How can I be a hero?
Hold checks with five zeroes.
He'II be on the very next flight.

July 17, 2014 - Have you tried turning it off and on again?

There's a problem that we'd like to trounce.
Hanging modems! On this we should pounce.
With the programmers stumped,
On this issue I jumped.
All was well with my power strip bounce.

July 16, 2014 - It's all in how (and when) you say it

As observer, my job I won't skirt.
"There's a problem!" I'd have to assert.
"In the dirt!" I would call
When each round short would fall.
"In the dirt! In the dirt! In the dirt!"

As I'd watch that huge tank with its gun,
I would call every shot! That was fun!
They'd want up? It went down!
I was going to town!
That was fixed with a "times minus one."

July 15, 2014 - Is it pretty? No. But safe? Yeah, pretty much.

Send a document? This is our trick:
Office B gets an office A nic.
Did the manager say
That this all was okay?
He said no? He's as thick as a brick!