June 30 - July 4, 2014

July 4, 2014 - Today, of course, we'd do this with a cloud outage

For the bank, this is really a gem.
There's a question I'm posing to them.
It'd be help for a new
Operator, it's true,
If my boss ever wrote the FM.

July 3, 2014 - Honest, I barely touched it!

Boy, I sure caused one heck of a mess!
'Twas from checking a light, I confess.
Just one touch and it dies?
Here's a question, now guys:
How 'bout fixing that darned UPS?

July 2, 2014 - Identity crisis

Said the bookkeeper, all hot and sweaty,
"I can't print out my checks! This ain't petty!"
Here's what I say we'll do:
Your machines numbered two
We'll combine. Now your username's "Wetty."

July 1, 2014 - How to @#$%! up a customer service report

Said the fish, "Here's a call from a caller.
Well, this author showed he'd like to holler.
Why's the sizing seem stuck?
The guy's comment: 'Oh #^%$(&!'
Has the code that will make the type smaller.

June 30, 2014 - How the other half lives (really, about the same)

In my IT executive role,
I was called to help out this poor soul.
"Here's your problem, you see,
It's this num locking key."
Making sure folks can work is my
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