What the HR ditz said, I am hating.
We've got many fine applicants waiting.
"Are you hired? We'll see..."
She wants interviews done like speed dating.
Of that story, I'll never get tired.
It was published! My sharing's required!
I don't work at that firm,
If I did, I'd sure squirm
Since I know that I'd surely be fired.
Our friend Steve's saving folks lots of strife.
Helps computers to live a long life.
At the end of the day
He will go on his way
And drive home to see Peggy, his wife.
There's a system down. I must debug it?
I'm not IT - I'd much rather slug it!
To the user: a tip.
It will save me a trip.
If the switch will not work, just unplug it!
Like most government agency deeds,
Here's a fix made at blinding fast speed.
What they did really sucks,
Spending oodles of bucks
Buying cables that nobody needs.