What the HR ditz said, I am hating.
We've got many fine applicants waiting.
"VBScript?" "ASP?"
"Are you hired? We'll see..."
She wants interviews done like speed dating.
Of that story, I'll never get tired.
It was published! My sharing's required!
I don't work at that firm,
If I did, I'd sure squirm
Since I know that I'd surely be fired.
Our friend Steve's saving folks lots of strife.
Helps computers to live a long life.
At the end of the day
He will go on his way
And drive home to see Peggy, his wife.
Peggy Video
There's a system down. I must debug it?
I'm not IT - I'd much rather slug it!
To the user: a tip.
It will save me a trip.
If the switch will not work, just unplug it!
Like most government agency deeds,
Here's a fix made at blinding fast speed.
What they did really sucks,
Spending oodles of bucks
Buying cables that nobody needs.