May 19 - 23, 2014

May 23, 2014 - Nailed it! (Right through his foot, but still...)

Was a Linux admin ever found?
There was one who with questions we'd pound.
To each one I would ask:
"I don't do mundane tasks."
I would say this guy's management bound.

May 22, 2014 - Exactly the way they described it

Stuff is shaking - I cannot deny it.
Every fix I knew, I sure would try it.
Then things started to shake!
It was some kind of quake!
The best fix I know's make that guy diet.

May 21, 2014 - Sure it was easy, after I softened it up for you!

This darned LiDAR is hosed!" her boss wails.
"Fix it NOW! What I try always fails!'
She must think it's a sin.
She won't plug the thing in.
But my gosh, she has beautiful nails!

May 20, 2014 - That'll get HR's attention, all right

They say verification's their "A" goal.
There's an email they send. That's how they roll.
What's that subject line say?
They transmit T & A?
It's a movie called "Debbie Does Payroll."

May 19, 2014 - For once, the REALLY bad idea wasn't from IT

There's an adage - this story depicts it.
That old address? Well, HR would nix it.
Formal names now, they say.
He can't log in today?
Hey, if something is working, don't fix it!