Was a Linux admin ever found?
There was one who with questions we'd pound.
To each one I would ask:
"I don't do mundane tasks."
I would say this guy's management bound.
Stuff is shaking - I cannot deny it.
Every fix I knew, I sure would try it.
Then things started to shake!
It was some kind of quake!
The best fix I know's make that guy diet.
This darned LiDAR is hosed!" her boss wails.
"Fix it NOW! What I try always fails!'
She must think it's a sin.
She won't plug the thing in.
But my gosh, she has beautiful nails!
They say verification's their "A" goal.
There's an email they send. That's how they roll.
What's that subject line say?
They transmit T & A?
It's a movie called "Debbie Does Payroll."
There's an adage - this story depicts it.
That old address? Well, HR would nix it.
Formal names now, they say.
He can't log in today?
Hey, if something is working, don't fix it!