May 12-16, 2014

May 16, 2014 - Complications of childbirth

A new laptop I'll set up and test.
"We've been using your room," they confessed.
What was once IT's station's
Now used for lactation.
Of this, we will sure keep abreast.

May 15, 2014 - Even a well-oiled machine needs squeaky wheels

Those complaints! All those techies it irks.
But they soon wound up feeling like jerks.
Server's down for two weeks?
See that wheel? How it squeaks!
We must still make sure everything works.

May 14, 2014 - How to save money in IT, credit card edition

Overheard in our firm's cafeteria:
Lowered cost was that client's criteria.
There's a credit attack!
How will they get it back?
Help some prince move some funds from Nigeria.

May 13, 2014 - Answer: Verrrrry carefully

All those changes the boss got from me -
They weren't sent to the brass? Could it be?
I was fit to be tied!
He's a weasel that lied!
He belongs in some post in DC.

May 12, 2014 - The #1 backup network: still Sneakernet

This employee is under the gun.
All those evals have got to be done.
"When you backup, " I said,
"Use a thumb drive instead."
'Cause restoring stuff sure isn't fun.