Here's an option I'll foolishly choose:
Take down notes? Me, they'll only confuse.
"Don't you sweat," she'd remark,
"He'll be kept in the dark.
That will keep him from blowing a fuse."
For some reason, Disqus decided that this limerick wasn't suitable for posting. After posting it twice and having it disappear, I wound up using fliptext.org and posted the thing upside down.
"I can't log in!" the user discloses.
"Try domain backslash name," the fish poses.
"What's a backslash?" He'd sigh,
"Don't use slash. That's the guy
On guitar with the group Guns N' Roses."
"Watch for scammers," I have to instruct.
But my lesson, this customer bucked.
When she let them back in,
It was really a sin.
I would say that this customer's Zucked!
Today's fish told us all of his woes.
When the freezer-sized UPS pros
Did a maintenance check,
He soon said, "What the heck?
With the opened door, everything froze!"
Said the manager to me, "I fear -
I've no VPN access, it's clear."
"Oh, my gosh," I'd exclaim
A boss misspell his name?"
We've got one who could do that right here...