The remote sites are all on the phone.
"We can't get to that server!" they moan.
Common sense, the boss learned,
It should never be spurned.
"If it's working, just leave it alone!"
Windows 7's new at our location.
Use a Mac to teach? What in tarnation?
If a question is posed
She will surely be hosed
Showing stuff outside her presentation.
Down in shipping, a PC they had.
All that beeping was driving them mad.
Their cure's harsher than most.
It was turned into toast.
Now that beeping won't seem quite so bad...
There are some who this story will irk.
All the kids were enjoying a perk.
All the staff was there too
For a great barbecue!
The computer guy still had to work!
Through his text, hear the CEO bawl!
That exhibit's gone! Lose it! Don't stall.
Where'd you see it? He said
On his iPad. I dread
That I'll have to go fixing them all!