While I'm waiting for projects to hop,
I tried programming scripts in their shop.
When I programmed in REXX
I soon said "What the heck!"
As the mainframe...
That new tech's understanding is dim.
When I asked of this guy we call JIM,
He replied, "BOYY, OOO BOYY!
THHIISISS WOOOD BIRRING MEE SUUUCCH JOYE!
COUOLDD YOOU PELEASSE LEETT MEE TERMMIITNATE HIMMM???"
That Hawaiian trip - for this I'll pine.
"Cut your list down," our PM did whine.
Here's what I'd like to post:
"What would save us the most?
Have the PM attend his on-line."
I can't change an appointment time. Why?
So I called up our tech support guy.
He can't use his remote
Nor his email. I'd gloat
"This guy needs more assistance than I!"
What is wrong with that gate? I won't fudge it.
It won't move even when I go nudge it.
Every wheel's got these bearings.
For years they've been wearing.
They don't want a hit to their budget.