March 31 - April 4, 2014

April 4, 2014 - Because six times a day is really enough, right?

At the DOT, crashes they dread.
When I looked at the program, I said,
"Because time I won't waste,
These I'll just cut and paste..."

CRASH!!! Hey! Instant coffee break!

At the DOT, crashes they dread.
When I looked at the program, I said,
"Because time I won't waste,
These I'll just cut and paste..."

CRASH!!! Hey! Anyone want to go to Starbucks?

Could this be me? I'll bet you five bucks it is...

At the DOT, crashes they dread.
When I looked at the program, I said,
"Because time I won't waste,
These I'll just cut and paste..."

CRASH!!! Thanks for the fiver!

Hello. Help desk? I think my editing's crashing the mainframe.

It isn't. Okay...


At the DOT, crashes they dread.
When I looked at the program, I said,
"Because time I won't waste,
These I'll just cut and paste..."

CRASH!!! Yes sir, I called the operator. Sure I'll go to the computer room.

You want me to show you? Okay...


At the DOT, crashes they dread.
When I looked at the program, I said,
"Because time I won't waste,
These I'll just cut and paste..."

CRASH!!! Sure, Mr. IBM guy. Just as I said. It crashes the system. You'll apply a patch? Okay...

At the DOT, crashes they dread.
When I looked at the program, I said,
"Because time I won't waste,
These I'll just cut and paste..."

CRASH!!! Now, Mr. Big Blue, don't swear. The CWHNE will get you for that.

At the DOT, crashes they dread.
When I looked at the program, I said,
"But now time I won't waste,
So I won't cut and paste.
I will just type those four lines instead."


April 3, 2014 - You just never know where that cloud will take you

Why are times so long? I'm quite the digger.
When I found out, I started to snigger.
Then I said, "What the heck!
We're not going direct!
We're through Texas, where everything's bigger!"


April 2, 2014 - Cloudy with a chance of meatheads

'Bout the web, I'm a really deep thinker.
But the suits think that I'm quite the stinker.
The provider threw fits
'Bout our DoS blitz.
They should listen - webhook, line and sinker.


April 1, 2014 - Kids! Don't get caught trying these at home!

ʎɐp sןooɟ ןıɹdɐ ʎddɐɥ

sıɥʇ ǝʞıן ʇsnظ ʞooן uǝǝɹɔs ɐ ǝʞɐɯ pןnoɔ ʎǝɥʇ
ʞɔıɹʇ ǝɥʇ op ǝɹns pןnoɔ ʇɐɥʇ
˙ʞɔıןɔ ǝuo ʇsnظ 'ǝsnoɯ ɐ ɥʇıʍ
˙ssıןq ɥɔnɯ sǝıpɐן ǝsǝɥʇ sbuıɹq sʞuɐɹd buıʎɐןd
'ssıɯɐ s,buıɥʇǝɯos ʞuıɥʇ sǝssoq buıʞɐɯ


March 31, 2014 - You know, that OTHER Asia

Only India? I told him "Golly, gee!
We've got more Asian contacts. Now can't you see?
China's Asian, it's true!
And Japan's Asian too!"
Guess he wasn't a whiz in geography...