March 24 - 28, 2014

March 28, 2014 - Think anyone will notice if I don't show up?

On that weekend, they said that it sucked
That the new guy, his duties he ducked.
Do a mainframe restart?
Well, that wasn't too smart -
Now the whole group was sure fuster clucked.

March 27, 2014 - Diagnosis: You can't patch stupid

All those transfers to B? Undesired!
So detective work's really required.
What had kept us perplexed?
'Twas receptionist's texts.
We soon sent her a message: "UR FIRED!"

March 26, 2014 - Working electric outlet, redefined

When we plugged it in, it sure was jolting.
With the smoke and flames, everyone's bolting.
I believe it should be
At one-ten, don't you see?
What we need is a little revolting.

March 25, 2014 - Unclear on the concept

This I asked of our Purchasing guy.
"He's reducing his bid again? Why?"
Our guy gave this remark,
"He's just adding a spark."
So we all got a piece of the pie.

March 24, 2014 - Everybody's doing it (right) now

The restores are all failing us, Jack!
It's a two-pronged replacement attack!
Said the networking crew,
"Hey! We'll be just like you!"
So we put all the old boxes back.