On that weekend, they said that it sucked
That the new guy, his duties he ducked.
Do a mainframe restart?
Well, that wasn't too smart -
Now the whole group was sure fuster clucked.
All those transfers to B? Undesired!
So detective work's really required.
What had kept us perplexed?
'Twas receptionist's texts.
We soon sent her a message: "UR FIRED!"
When we plugged it in, it sure was jolting.
With the smoke and flames, everyone's bolting.
I believe it should be
At one-ten, don't you see?
What we need is a little revolting.
This I asked of our Purchasing guy.
"He's reducing his bid again? Why?"
Our guy gave this remark,
"He's just adding a spark."
So we all got a piece of the pie.
The restores are all failing us, Jack!
It's a two-pronged replacement attack!
Said the networking crew,
"Hey! We'll be just like you!"
So we put all the old boxes back.