March 17 - 21, 2014

March 21, 2014 - Really, you just can't ever have too many backups

For that airline, it was quite a day
When a blaze wiped their building away.
With my backups, they raved
'Cause their day, it was saved.
They were lucky I covered their A.

March 20, 2014 - It's less scary than 'Closed because of the fire'

It's a problem encountered by most.
"The computer's to blame!" they will boast.
Don't go trashing our name!
'Twas the welder to blame!
He's the one turning servers to toast.

March 19, 2014 - Good thing we snuck that in last night, huh?

"We're in need of a firewall," they pled.
So it's off to the client's I sped.
When asked, "How should this be?"
"It's through in-house IT."
It sure sounds like it's outhouse instead.

March 18, 2014 - Because doing that once is usually enough

Said the tech who returned from afar,
"What I saw, it was really bizarre.
It was 'setup' he clicked!"
Here's a setup I've picked:
"These two techies walk into a bar..."

March 17, 2014 - Get the message?

When the user called up, she said, "Drat!
All my emails are blocked! Why is that!"
"A misspelling," I'd yawn.
A conclusion I've drawn:
We need diets for fingers too fat...