For that airline, it was quite a day
When a blaze wiped their building away.
With my backups, they raved
'Cause their day, it was saved.
They were lucky I covered their A.
It's a problem encountered by most.
"The computer's to blame!" they will boast.
Don't go trashing our name!
'Twas the welder to blame!
He's the one turning servers to toast.
"We're in need of a firewall," they pled.
So it's off to the client's I sped.
When asked, "How should this be?"
"It's through in-house IT."
It sure sounds like it's outhouse instead.
Said the tech who returned from afar,
"What I saw, it was really bizarre.
It was 'setup' he clicked!"
Here's a setup I've picked:
"These two techies walk into a bar..."
When the user called up, she said, "Drat!
All my emails are blocked! Why is that!"
"A misspelling," I'd yawn.
A conclusion I've drawn:
We need diets for fingers too fat...