March 10 - 14, 2014

March 14, 2014 - Remember, it's not blackmail if it's mutual

Move a book? I could some day be sited.
Barney's kegger has got him excited.
Make his flyers on CAD?
That could also be bad.
If we're mum, maybe I'll get invited!

March 13, 2014 - Pretty sure that's not how it worked

In a class full of rookies and nubes
He was stuck in explaining the tube.
"It's a hose!" he should spout,
What you're writing about's
Non a SHOPVAC, but UNIVAC, dude!

March 12, 2014 - Looks like orange is the new white, too

When our fiber went in, soon the man
Told us, "Make it all white is my plan."
The inspector did see
White's not how it should be.
It was then that the sheath hit the fan.

March 11, 2014 - It's good, but not something you can retire on

While I troubleshot, what did I see
In a field where the form is so free?
There's a way I could fix
Something just called "The Mix."
Sounds like something from Trappp's YOB.

March 10, 2014 - But it runs a LOT faster when that's blank

Said the manager, "This system's stinking.
All its programmers, they must be drinking!
There is no question here,
I can leave that box clear,
Since the system should know what I'm thinking!"