Though our rating for credit is pure,
They want COD now. Are you sure?
It's the Finance guy's tricks!
When we looked for a fix,
His own medicine wound up the cure.
"We are here, Maude. Let's go in. Oh, gee!
Why's the door locked? Now, how can that be?"
You were closed. That is fine.
Could they read either sign?
You would know if you went to go see...
Here's a tale that I have to retell.
There's a text I had sent from my cell.
"Since our fiber is broke
Use the cell net!" I'd joke.
"We should do this! It works oh, so well!"
Seconds later, I noticed a barrier.
Using cell nets could still make things scarier.
My text didn't go through!
At the moment, I knew
They were just like that MajorPhoneCarrier.
At The Office, a user once gripes
Analyse This: it won't synch, he snipes.
He's Bedazzled. She learned
A Vacation she's earned
She did nothing, but still earned her Stripes.
RIP Harold Ramis 1944 - 2014
At the meeting, I took down a note.
I will tell you all just what I wrote.
When you set up that room,
You'll be facing your doom
If you fail to turn on that remote.