February 24 - 28, 2014

February 28, 2014 - Turns out net 30 is the same old net 30 after all

Though our rating for credit is pure,
They want COD now. Are you sure?
It's the Finance guy's tricks!
When we looked for a fix,
His own medicine wound up the cure.

February 27, 2014 - Never mind the manual, read the @#$%! neon sign!

"We are here, Maude. Let's go in. Oh, gee!
Why's the door locked? Now, how can that be?"
You were closed. That is fine.
Could they read either sign?
You would know if you went to go see...

February 26, 2014 - Paranoid? Not when it comes to the phone company

Here's a tale that I have to retell.
There's a text I had sent from my cell.
"Since our fiber is broke
Use the cell net!" I'd joke.
"We should do this! It works oh, so well!"

Seconds later, I noticed a barrier.
Using cell nets could still make things scarier.
My text didn't go through!
At the moment, I knew
They were just like that MajorPhoneCarrier.

February 25, 2014 - Glad we could, um, help

At The Office, a user once gripes
Analyse This: it won't synch, he snipes.
He's Bedazzled. She learned
A Vacation she's earned
She did nothing, but still earned her Stripes.

RIP Harold Ramis 1944 - 2014

February 24, 2014 - You know you raised their IT expectations, right?

At the meeting, I took down a note.
I will tell you all just what I wrote.
When you set up that room,
You'll be facing your doom
If you fail to turn on that remote.