The young fish had a lot of potential.
He encountered disk fails exponential.
At first one, two then four -
They won't want any more,
So a change in procedure's essential.
The librarian's teeth had to gnash.
Phone won't ring, I was there in a flash.
I could tell her what's wrong
But I knew all along
If I did, all she'd say to me's "SHHHHHHHHH"
Fixing printers for users so slow,
Working help desk is trying, you know.
They work hard every day,
They don't get lots of pay
Even though they get plenty of "D'oh!"
"All your 'technical gobbledygook'?
I don't want it!" The boss yelled and shook.
Though my terms are refused,
They were so quickly used
By another non-technical schnook.
She had called - for assistance she pined.
From my wife, she received peace of mind.
She could see magic smoke
From a PC that's broke,
Not the type in the boys' room you'd find.