February 17 - 21, 2014

February 21, 2014 - To err is human, to foul up big-time requires SOP

The young fish had a lot of potential.
He encountered disk fails exponential.
At first one, two then four -
They won't want any more,
So a change in procedure's essential.

February 20, 2014 - And that other fix? He'll remember it someday...

The librarian's teeth had to gnash.
Phone won't ring, I was there in a flash.
I could tell her what's wrong
But I knew all along
If I did, all she'd say to me's "SHHHHHHHHH"

February 19, 2014 - That last setting is the hardest one to get right

Fixing printers for users so slow,
Working help desk is trying, you know.
They work hard every day,
They don't get lots of pay
Even though they get plenty of "D'oh!"

February 18, 2014 - Going through proper channels

"All your 'technical gobbledygook'?
I don't want it!" The boss yelled and shook.
Though my terms are refused,
They were so quickly used
By another non-technical schnook.

February 17, 2014 - So I can't just wait till she's back from lunch?

She had called - for assistance she pined.
From my wife, she received peace of mind.
She could see magic smoke
From a PC that's broke,
Not the type in the boys' room you'd find.