February 10 - 14, 2014

February 14, 2014 - Did you try pinging it?

When they called, I thought, "What in tarnation?
They ask ME 'bout a patient's cessation?
Though we work with the heart,
What you ask is not part
Of my Microsoft certification."

February 13, 2014 - Why else would he use it when entering a password?

We must all make our passwords much stronger.
Use a backspace? He couldn't be wronger.
Was I misunderstood?
I suppose that you could,
You would then have to make it two longer.

February 12, 2014 - Because really, who needs IT departments anyway?

The traffic group had a great plan.
Was IT involved? Nope, not a man!
An employee then clicks
That he wanted a fix.
Then what happened? The ship hit the fan.

February 11, 2014 - We'll take all the awesome we can get

Need some help? Either I or some temp'll
Give assistance with some great exemple.
Said the user, "Oh, gee!
You are awesome!" Now we
Wonder if we had helped Shirley Temple.

RIP: Shirley Temple Black - 1928 - 2014

February 10, 2014 - Why we love engineers

It's a bet you could make with some bookies.
It's that Fred's like those IT group's rookies.
Write a comment today?
When I tried, I thought, "Hey!
Bet he's zapped the Disqus system's cookies!"