February 3 - 7, 2014

February 7, 2014 - Not saying you should lie, just saying...yeah, lie

HeR nEw PasSWorD wON't wORk? I'vE a hUnCh
ThAT ThE fIsH nEEdS sOMe hElP - LIKe A BUnCh.
So i pLAYed a cOOl gAmE,
In rETUrn, I hAD sCOrED A frEE lUNCh.

February 6, 2014 - Lucky thing he was there to fix it, huh?

Boy, this user's upset! I'm not joking!
He's the kind that I wouldn't mind choking.
But I have to endure
'Cause I've heard that it sure
Must be hell to be giving up smoking!

February 5, 2014 - What's in a name?

Was their job costing FUBARed? It's so.
Was it HF or OE? Heck, no!
They are SOL, see,
'Cause some ID-10-T
Caused a MUFU, thus causing much woe.

February 4, 2014 - That'll help stability. Productivity? Not so much.

In our task we were firmly engrossed.
Make new workstations, all using Ghost.
But we all heard a scream
From the networking team:
"They are making our DNS toast!"

"What you're doing - please stop it!" They yelled.
So we did.

February 3, 2014 - The early bird gets...an earful

That consultant made one of his spiels.
You know how that type wheels and it deals...
He'd be making us pay?
What I learned on that day:
Now I know how the NSA feels.