Two months later, the fish thought, "Aw, shucks!
A new stand-alone printer? That sucks!
Like those terrible scams,
All I got was some clams.
Someone else winds up getting the bucks!"
Those inactive types, none of them gets in.
Only active folks this portal lets in.
To avoid those delays
After one million days,
You should call up our sysadmin Jetson.
"These reports are all wrong!" they would roar.
"On the screen, it is showing much more."
"You would not be enraged
If you'd print every page,
You would see it all.
Page 1 of 4
"I need access to Access," he said.
"But which database?" Fishy saw red.
It's the one that we see
Living on our drive P."
"On that drive we've got all - A to Zed.
"There is Marketing, Sales and Production,
And Accounting, IT and Construction
Could it possibly be
Something used for QC?
What's it for? That's the perfect instruction."
"I have disks. Can some copies be done?"
"I am sorry. They can not be run.
For your job I have tabled
Because they've been labeled."
That techie is still on Tier-1.