January 27 - 31, 2014

January 31, 2014 - Where vendors get their ideas

Two months later, the fish thought, "Aw, shucks!
A new stand-alone printer? That sucks!
Like those terrible scams,
All I got was some clams.
Someone else winds up getting the bucks!"

January 30, 2014 - 1000000 days and counting

Those inactive types, none of them gets in.
Only active folks this portal lets in.
To avoid those delays
After one million days,
You should call up our sysadmin Jetson.

January 29, 2014 - Save a little paper, waste a lot of time

"These reports are all wrong!" they would roar.
"On the screen, it is showing much more."
"You would not be enraged
If you'd print every page,
You would see it all.

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January 28, 2014 - That should narrow it down

"I need access to Access," he said.
"But which database?" Fishy saw red.
It's the one that we see
Living on our drive P."
"On that drive we've got all - A to Zed.

"There is Marketing, Sales and Production,
And Accounting, IT and Construction
Could it possibly be
Something used for QC?
What's it for? That's the perfect instruction."

January 27, 2014 - A little knowledge...like, WAY too little

"I have disks. Can some copies be done?"
"I am sorry. They can not be run.
For your job I have tabled
Because they've been labeled."
That techie is still on Tier-1.