January 1 - 3, 2014

January 3, 2014 - Maybe an expert witness is just not what you want

What's their worth? What I'd say, you'd abhor.
Fifty bucks, but then not too much more.
On some day you might see 'em
In some nerd museum,
Or sold on that show "Storage Wars."

January 2, 2014 - Details, details

To clean keyboards, each lad and each lass
Uses air from a can, but alas
What the manager said
Was what he used instead
Was a cleaner for cleaning their as-phalt...

January 1, 2014 - New year, same old users

"I'm too lazy!" the planner would pout.
"The computer should figure this out!
It should build it instead!!!"
What I thought in my head:
"This is called 'Garbage in, garbage out.'"