For the upgrades, I'm quite well endowed.
How it turned out, I really was proud.
"My review stunk," I'd wail
"From a volume test fail?!?"
That's because she complained really loud!
Can't remote in? Now how can that be?
So I worked for an hour or three.
'Til she fin'ly confessed
That her PC's at rest.
That is great. So now, how about me?
For the Navy, a network is planned.
Could you help us? We just need twelve grand.
Said the deputy, "Snap!
Why do we need that carp?"
"Yes, we do!" said the one in command.
Said the manager, "Fish, you're assigned.
There's a problem I want you to find.
That guy's slacking!" Oh, geez!
It appears to me he's
Not the only one here who is blind.
There is no way this can be refuted.
Does he listen? That fact's undisputed.
You ask, "How can that be?"
Well, you really should see
What he does when his box should be booted.
Also today - the O2BIrish Christmas Special #6 - A Visit From St. Nicholas (as told by JIM THE