December 23 - 27, 2013

December 27, 2013 - Yeah, but look how well everything else works!

For the upgrades, I'm quite well endowed.
How it turned out, I really was proud.
"My review stunk," I'd wail
"From a volume test fail?!?"
That's because she complained really loud!

December 26, 2013 - Yeah, that would explain it

Can't remote in? Now how can that be?
So I worked for an hour or three.
'Til she fin'ly confessed
That her PC's at rest.
That is great. So now, how about me?

December 25, 2013 - Gift, horse, mouth -- you know the drill

For the Navy, a network is planned.
Could you help us? We just need twelve grand.
Said the deputy, "Snap!
Why do we need that carp?"
"Yes, we do!" said the one in command.

December 24, 2013 - Welcome to 'management by looking around'

Said the manager, "Fish, you're assigned.
There's a problem I want you to find.
That guy's slacking!" Oh, geez!
It appears to me he's
Not the only one here who is blind.

December 23, 2013 - See, THIS is when you want to be able to remote in

There is no way this can be refuted.
Does he listen? That fact's undisputed.
You ask, "How can that be?"
Well, you really should see
What he does when his box should be booted.

Also today - the O2BIrish Christmas Special #6 - A Visit From St. Nicholas (as told by JIM THE