December 16 - 20, 2013

December 20, 2013 - We'll ask the questions, if you don't mind

When the upgrade to time clocks went splat.
I endured an unusual chat.
Could he go on a diet?
I think he should try it
His fingers won't be quite so fat.

December 19, 2013 - You fix the air conditioning, we'll handle IT, OK?

Something's making a smoke smelling stink.
Could it be from that light showing link?
You must really be high.
It must be from the guy
From facilities trying to think.

December 18, 2013 - Sometimes you just can't leave

With that door all of maintenance fought
'Cause my hand so securely was caught.
What had caused me much pain
Was a cause so insane:
'Twas a comma that should be a dot.

December 17, 2013 - Identity crisis

Where'd those documents go? On a shelf?
Were they zapped by some mischievous elf?
There was nothing done wrong -
They were where they belong
If you'd only log in as yourself.

December 16, 2013 - How about we use your name and see what happens?

This account - is it valid? Let's see -
The old owner would know. Who is he?
There's no owner at all.
"We can't toast it!" they bawl.
This account - is it valid? Let's see -