When the upgrade to time clocks went splat.
I endured an unusual chat.
Could he go on a diet?
I think he should try it
His fingers won't be quite so fat.
Something's making a smoke smelling stink.
Could it be from that light showing link?
You must really be high.
It must be from the guy
From facilities trying to think.
With that door all of maintenance fought
'Cause my hand so securely was caught.
What had caused me much pain
Was a cause so insane:
'Twas a comma that should be a dot.
Where'd those documents go? On a shelf?
Were they zapped by some mischievous elf?
There was nothing done wrong -
They were where they belong
If you'd only log in as yourself.
This account - is it valid? Let's see -
The old owner would know. Who is he?
There's no owner at all.
"We can't toast it!" they bawl.
This account - is it valid? Let's see -