At the new job, acceptance was slim.
Was my rep with the others that dim?
So my boss I will tell
And he'll handle it well.
Guess I won't have to take it to JIM.
On the floor, a smashed modem remains.
Why'd he do that? The user explains:
"I am not being rude.
I've got principles, dude."
Maybe so, but he hasn't got brains.
A Tank story? Boy, I've got a doozy!
Funding upgrades has made me so woozy!
I was oh, so confused!
Has my funding been used
For the head honcho's wife's new jacuzzi?
Was this manager brilliant? Not quite.
Here's a story I often will cite.
He can't print! He's bereft
Since it prints to the left.
How 'bout moving the thing to the right.?
All those keyclicks! Now, how can it be?
There's no way he is following me!
"He won't listen!", I groan.
"He goes off on his own!
Is this nut job employed in DC?"