November 25 - 29, 2013

November 29, 2013 - Pretty sure it was the threat

At the new job, acceptance was slim.
Was my rep with the others that dim?
So my boss I will tell
And he'll handle it well.
Guess I won't have to take it to JIM.

November 28, 2013 - Principles

On the floor, a smashed modem remains.
Why'd he do that? The user explains:
"I am not being rude.
I've got principles, dude."
Maybe so, but he hasn't got brains.

November 27, 2013 - No good deed goes unpunished, government edition

A Tank story? Boy, I've got a doozy!
Funding upgrades has made me so woozy!
I was oh, so confused!
Has my funding been used
For the head honcho's wife's new jacuzzi?

November 26, 2013 - Well, he DID grasp that it points at the printer

Was this manager brilliant? Not quite.
Here's a story I often will cite.
He can't print! He's bereft
Since it prints to the left.
How 'bout moving the thing to the right.?

November 25, 2013 - No extra credit for extra typing

All those keyclicks! Now, how can it be?
There's no way he is following me!
"He won't listen!", I groan.
"He goes off on his own!
Is this nut job employed in DC?"