November 11 - 15, 2013

November 15, 2013 - Sometimes it's just better to start over

Was that ISP tech unconcerned?
I then called and made sure he returned.
There's no reason or rhyme:
He'd save money and time?
What about those four hours he burned?

November 14, 2013 - Looks like there was a memory replacement too

Catch a virus? I'm sure she's not proud.
Now she calls and she's whining out loud.
Use a spreadsheet in Word?
Hey, now, haven't you heard
That she's there 'cause she's so well endowed?

November 13, 2013 - It's always raining on somebody's parade

All those soldiers aren't staying in touch,
And they will not believe me too much.
"What is causing their strain
Is an Amsterdam rain?"
'Til it clears, I am really in Dutch.

November 12, 2013 - Glad we could assist by not assisting

Doing tech support, I had to scold
This one chatter who acted so bold.
Add more memory? Why?
I then typed to the guy,
"These are perfect the way that they're sold!"

November 11, 2013 - Well, that IS what we hired you for, right?

My performance? My boss, he would judge it.
But I think he was trying to fudge it.
My performance was down?
I then thought with a frown
"All my projects came in right on budget!"