All those gadgets the new dean abhors.
"You're all soft!" he repeatedly roars.
Sending emails and stuff?
For this guy, that's too tough.
Besides, that's what assistants are for!
If on UPS units you splurge,
Use it right, or you'll soon have an urge.
You will yell and you'll frown
When your gateway goes down
'Cause you're using the row "Only Surge".
That official won't listen too well.
Thinks my technical skills really smell.
I can't do any work
While you're typing, you jerk!
I would just love to say, "Go to L:"
To this user I'd like to announce
Sometimes brains, you have not got an ounce.
Is your PC now hung?
Is it running like dung?
These are times it will have to be bounced.
The director asked, "Are things at par?
Are the servers' clocks changed?" "Yes, they are!
All the techs? I know them.
At around 2 AM,
They would rather be down at the bar!"