When you program, when push comes to shove,
Complete testing's a process we love.
Now to me this did dawn:
Did this clerk then sign on
As a tester for HealthCare.gov?
When we pranked him, we couldn't be quicker.
Seeing linux, he couldn't be sicker.
'Twas a great one, Bar None
"You're not Smarties, not one!"
Then he left while the group stands and Snickers.
The big nasty's a password with power.
It unlocked lots of servers and towers.
Then this client we knew
Said she wanted it too.
When I left, I then took a cold shower.
My new monitor's got a weird quirk.
The antenna came off with a jerk.
I am feeling contrite.
I can't watch "Price is Right."
Now I've stuck myself having to work.
Make a site survey? Yes, ma'am, I'll try.
She can't talk to the manager. Why?
There's no answer at all
When she gives him a call.
All she hears is one ring then "Goodbye."
When I got there, I soon had a hunch
That the last sound they heard there was "CRUNCH!"
They demolished the place!
Now I just have to face
That I'll have to go elsewhere for lunch...