From that message, I'm getting a glimmer.
One day soon, HR's spreadsheets could shimmer.
It would be a delight
If they filled them out right
Since the office became a two-Tim'er.
I need training done on my PC.
I can't log in? Now how can that be?
That congressional mob -
When they don't do their job,
They believe then that neither should we!
"When you're dealing with financial firms,
Pay your bills on time," fish reaffirms.
"Don't have bill paying fights,
Or your name's up in lights.
You must all come to terms with their terms."
"They design lots of networks so big.
They are engineers, man. What the frigg?!?
They use routers and switches,
And solve many gliches,
But don't know of ipconfig?"
"Payroll's disk pack? I wasn't aware!
The darned thing was unlabeled! I swear!
Yes sir, those are the facts!
Now, the one you should ax
Is the one who had put that pack there!"