Down in Bedrock, a note from Intuit
Was a phishing scam. I surely knuit.
I'm glad Wilma's not thrown
Since she left it alone
But that Barney and Fred really bluit.
In disaster tests, we have to fake one.
See those servers? Someone has to break one.
At our web site address
They used code straight from test.
A disaster? We know how to make one!
Sometimes users, I'd sure like to punch.
Is the web down? They say they've a hunch.
They've been heard to exclaim
That the printer's to blame.
Don't they know it's for cooking their lunch?
One might think that this boss is a con.
"This guy minored in Comp Sci? Come on!"
Modern students, they say,
Minor Comp Sci today
When they spend all day surfing for pron.
One might think that this analyst's dim
Doing Windows installs on a whim.
There are some who'd expound
This guy's Washington bound,
Making rules meant for all except him.