Thought the fish, "Holy Cow! Can it be?
Notes is dead. That is easy to see.
What is killing our group?
'Twas a emailing loop
And a mailbox that's 18 GB."
'Twas an NSFW flick
That was making our Notes server sick.
Said the CIO, "You'll
Kill the forwarding rule."
Once I did that, it sure did the trick.
Our procedures we document well.
This could be a long day. I can tell.
Come on! Leave me alone!
Can't I turn off my phone
And just tell them to go straight to heck?
You could call this "When Bosses Attack."
They spent 6 mill - now we're getting flack.
Payroll's taking two days,
Got no training - they're crazed!
Could you please put the old system back?
To this story I really am drawn.
Then a wondering thought soon would dawn.
Now her laptop is dead
Hitting "Shutdown" instead -
How the heck did she first turn it on?
When I played OpenVMS sleuth,
What they did I considered uncouth.
When I checked Sarbanes-Oxley,
Procedures were poxly
And they just can't handle the truth.
"Your financials are wrong," I would say
"If your scripts you use ran the right way."
They replied, "What the heck?
Keep it down! Here's your check!
There's the door! Now you have a nice day!"