September 23 - 27, 2013

September 27, 2013 - If it works at 7-Eleven, what could go wrong here?

Those are calls that are really bizarre.
Cook their lunch on a fuser? They are?
By their doing this trick,
They are all getting sick.
They should use the exhaust of a car.

September 26, 2013 - Who am I this time?

"All their logins is where the glitch lies.
It's confusing them," every fish sighs.
"It is really no joke.
For it's this kind of folk
Who dot T's while they're crossing their I's."

September 25, 2013 - Another highly complex virtualization issue solved

She's got Citrix to try: a prelim.
I've a feeling our tech support's dim.
The way tech support talks,
It appears that her box
Isn't all where the Outlook is grim.

September 24, 2013 - The good news: Y2k was the least of their problems

You might say I'm the Y2K guy
Testing PC's, I'll give them a try.
Server 1? This is true:
It sent power to 2.
Y2K passed, but wondering Y?

September 23, 2013 - Undisturbed

"There's a problem" remote users weep.
"All our phones are dead? Hey! What the bleep!"
You're the problem, you see:
When you're all DND
They'll hear "Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep"