September 16 - 20, 2013

September 20, 2013 - NOC. NOC. Who's there?

Why's our net lacking its continuity?
For the cure, we're in need of acuity.
'Twas the net ops who came
In for watching the game.
They're all slackers, but have ingenuity.

Now, their jobs, are they going to keep?
I'd imagine their troubles are deep.
All these locks are a way
To keep others away
Like these ops or a print-happy veep.

September 19, 2013 - But we already knew that, right?

Ahoy maties! Me boss I should choke
For he be quite the arrogant bloke!
Call a tech? He said "Arrrrr!
With th'box I will spar."
And she sparked and released magic smoke.

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!!!

September 18, 2013 - At least now he doesn't have to keep calling back

"I am telling you! This is no jive.
I don't know the day I came alive!"
I won't put up a fight,
Now the odds he'll be right
Are just one out of three sixty-five.

September 17, 2013 - Pump up the volume

"See those speakers right there on the table?
They are USB - check on the label!"
Now I hate to condemn,
You should RTFM.
It says "Plug in the audio cable."

September 16, 2013 - So THAT'S what a hundred-pack-a-day habit looks like

For a lot of fish, old ones and young,
I am sure that this story has stung.
With the tar that's inside
That one PC that died,
Just imagine that stuff in your lungs!