The firm's veep's comprehension was slim:
Said the center's designers were dim.
Since enduring his rage,
We put racks in a cage,
But the one we should cage up is him.
Said the teacher, "Now how can it be?
I get graphical artifacts! See?"
In a move very bold,
Here's a monitor old
So your screen and projector agree.
When our phone system got struck by lightning,
With the new system, some need enlight'ning,
There are some you can't reach.
You will teach and you teach,
And some catch on so fast that it's fright'ning.
New extensions, they all are four digit.
It would cause certain users to fidget
With old phones, 'cause you see
Those would use only three.
Some might think that they're some kind of idget.
Things did not really go as I planned.
All my emails from home, they got canned.
It is not very cool
To make that kind of rule,
But at least I get all that I've scanned!
A new scanner's put in, but behold!
There's one user it's leaving quite cold.
All his scans disappear.
Darned computers, I hear,
They will only perform as they're told.