September 2 - 6, 2013

September 6, 2013 - Pretty sure we'll recognize that one next time

Reset passwords - I'm doing my part.
She's a temp, and she thinks that she's smart.
The temps we don't compile
In that database file.
Well then, maybe it's time that we start.

September 5, 2013 - Unclear on the whole not-on-duty concept

When the company's phones went "KABOOM",
In the call center, hearts filled with gloom.
Fish won't answer her cell?
She can't help very well
From inside an examining room.

September 4, 2013 - If you think it's bad now, wait till we turn it on

Some may think I'm an arrogant jerk
For describing this new server's quirk.
"The net cable? It's gone!
It's not even turned on!
We'll need both for that server to work!"

September 3, 2013 - Um, no, it doesn't work that way

What the user said, fishes it shocks.
"This here internet's got a bad pox!"
It's a modem! He's crazed!
Why's this guy not amazed
That the internet fits in that box?

September 2, 2013 - Welcome to IT. Now get lost!

'Bout my job, I was really quite thrilled.
But my boss I don't see left me chilled.
Since when I would come near
Every time he would hear
Of a foursome that needs to be filled.