Did the customer balk at our bill?
What they did, through my spine sent a chill.
In the firewall, their goal
Was to make a big hole,
And they did that by using a drill.
"This here heater's in use," said the user,
"'Cause it says there's a really cold fuser."
Techies know that they're hot,
But this user did not,
And that message would only confuse her.
What I heard from my office workstation:
"Thanks for coming to my presentation.
These new changes are slick!
What we've done is just click
It's a fact in the web hosting wars
That providers are changed out by scores.
Now the old one's not grand
When that password's "#sand"
But at least it's not set at "^yours".
Sometimes users deserve to be cursed:
Got no web? Here's the steps we've rehearsed.
From not printing our list
You can't give an assist?
Maybe we should have put that step first...