"Move your printer much closer because
You've got data transmissional flaws!"
Now if I was the sleuth,
I would tell her the truth
And I'd tell her what's really the cause.
On these calls, it would most times require us
To make tweaks to the firm's anti-virus.
But I once got a call
That should show one and all
Why that switch on the side's undesirous.
I've developed a really bad twitch
From a job by electricians which
Had the room's UPS
Set on stand-by! Oh, yes!
And the whole room was wired through a switch!
'Twas a case that the users want cracked.
Lots of info their email had lacked.
There's a pic? I don't mind.
Hey! It isn't the kind
Of the things that guys like to see stacked.
Said the user to me, "I'm a wreck!
All these messages bounced! What the heck?!?"
"Our poor server's confused
When her IP is used."
Bet it's not as confused as that tech.