August 19 - 23, 2013

August 23, 2013 - There's always got to be a reason

"Move your printer much closer because
You've got data transmissional flaws!"
Now if I was the sleuth,
I would tell her the truth
And I'd tell her what's really the cause.

August 22, 2013 - The 0.1 percent solution

On these calls, it would most times require us
To make tweaks to the firm's anti-virus.
But I once got a call
That should show one and all
Why that switch on the side's undesirous.

August 21, 2013 - Not exactly what they mean by lights-out operation

I've developed a really bad twitch
From a job by electricians which
Had the room's UPS
Set on stand-by! Oh, yes!
And the whole room was wired through a switch!

August 20, 2013 - Too much and not enough at the same time

'Twas a case that the users want cracked.
Lots of info their email had lacked.
There's a pic? I don't mind.
Hey! It isn't the kind
Of the things that guys like to see stacked.

August 19, 2013 - Something's confused, that's for sure

Said the user to me, "I'm a wreck!
All these messages bounced! What the heck?!?"
"Our poor server's confused
When her IP is used."
Bet it's not as confused as that tech.