That consultant's enamored with Apple.
With the help system we had to grapple.
IT says not to choose
Apple iPads to use.
That consultant we know's full of crap'll.
When the blueprints they used were first drawn
I saw architects working since dawn.
Their idea was bright.
Overhead was a light
With no modem to turn the thing on.
Senior Services called us imploring
That a user needs software restoring.
While she thought she was spurned,
In three weeks what she learned
Was that FreeCell and Solitare's boring.
Said my granddaughter, my little queen,
"Poppy, fix my computing machine!"
Now, the switch I should try
On the power supply,
But, oh boy, its interior's clean!
"I can't do my job! That's what's the matter!"
After fixing it, he just got madder?
What's not fixed, I would show
Was sent two hours ago.
Maybe he should call Shark Tank's Mad Hatter.