August 12 - 16, 2013

August 16, 2013 - Any bets what the consultant's favorite phrase is?

That consultant's enamored with Apple.
With the help system we had to grapple.
IT says not to choose
Apple iPads to use.
That consultant we know's full of crap'll.

August 15, 2013 - Sometimes a little LESS automation works better

When the blueprints they used were first drawn
I saw architects working since dawn.
Their idea was bright.
Overhead was a light
With no modem to turn the thing on.

August 14, 2013 - What's the rush?

Senior Services called us imploring
That a user needs software restoring.
While she thought she was spurned,
In three weeks what she learned
Was that FreeCell and Solitare's boring.

August 13, 2013 - You knew how this one had to end, didn't you?

Said my granddaughter, my little queen,
"Poppy, fix my computing machine!"
Now, the switch I should try
On the power supply,
But, oh boy, its interior's clean!

August 12, 2013 - Why would the bosses need to know that last bit?

"I can't do my job! That's what's the matter!"
After fixing it, he just got madder?
What's not fixed, I would show
Was sent two hours ago.
Maybe he should call Shark Tank's Mad Hatter.