August 5 - 9, 2013

August 9, 2013 - Another satisfied customer

"Can you please move this text a few pixels?"
In a PDF? I'm sure no fix'll.
What's the answer? I'd guess
That's it's purely BS.
What we can't fix, a few mental tricks'll.

August 8, 2013 - It's heating SOMETHING, but not space

In the office they started a feud.
Don't use heaters? The women all booed.
One a hot pad now runs
On her seat 'neath her buns.
Guess that's better than getting them chewed.

August 7, 2013 - Just like they were told to do

In the Outbox, some users would stash
Many messages - now their teeth gnash!
Use an archive! I've heard
There's some users absurd
Who will store what they save in the Trash!

August 6, 2013 - Unclear on the concept, but at least he tried

We are testing remoting - it's keen!
"Make sure sensitive data's not seen!"
With his hand, it's disguised.
Now we're kinda surprised
There's not Wite-out all over his screen.

August 5, 2013 - OK, that saves walking too

The reporting they need to improve.
All the managers seem to approve.
Why's it needed? They squalk
That it's too far to walk!
So their cubicles maint'nance will move.