Toasting personal files of our mob,
There's a user who to me did sob,
"Could you please restore Doom?"
If I did, I'd assume
That would soon be the state of my job.
"Fix that keyboard" was what he desired.
Thinking outside the box was required.
There's a colleague I knew
Who knew just what to do,
So he's not going to tell me "RUY'WQ SYWQA!"
Since the fan would create such a din,
They had wrapped up that box. What a sin!
They should know itís a rule
To keep everything cool.
That will keep all the magic smoke in.
Fix my PC's the user's demand.
It works nights - that's a thing she can't stand.
I then found what's the hitch:
It was plugged in a switch,
And was not of the "Dracula" brand.
This one user I had to console.
Making groups was her ultimate goal.
They're not there? How bizarre!
Was she using the bar?
Maybe so, but not one that would scroll.