July 22 - 26, 2013

July 26, 2013 - See you in September (we hope not)

"Teach the teachers? They're clueless!" I sob.
"There are some that will make my head throb.
Network drives make them sore?
Moving files is a chore?
Maybe they should use Microsoft Bob."

July 25, 2013 - Pretty sure there WAS an L in there somewhere

The approver the boss had to tell
That one user can't work very well.
"List the screens," he insists.
When the boss sent the list
It appeared that she won't go to L.

July 24, 2013 - That's why it's IT's favorite four-letter word

This darned printer just will not behave!
"Read the manual? I'm not its slave!"
That you should not condemn.
Now go RTFM
You'll be stunned at the time it will save.

July 23, 2013 - Thanks, boss. That sure helps.

Need a file? This aide knows what to do.
Check in "Tuesday" or "Thursday" - it's true!
It could be quite a chore
Searching folders galore.
But this way, she just needs to check two.

July 22, 2013 - Definitely not one of those NON-database DBAs

There's a glitch at the bank full of money.
Got a DBA quick as a bunny.
"This is not the right guy!
Don't know Adabas? Why?"
"It's because all you brits talk so funny."