Said the fish to the user, "O, G!
U want Y? R U asking F me
To map drives in this joint
With no clue where to point?
It's A L F A task, Can't U C?
There's a user not finding the WAP.
When I got there, I said to him, "Snap!
Now the cause is quite clear.
There's no power in here.
It's no wonder it's running like crap!"
"That darned printer's dead," I heard them clamor.
Since I fixed it, with me they're enamored.
For a buck and two bits
It's not giving them fits.
They can now buy nine hundred buck hammers.
Print on letterhead? How could it be
That the CIO needs help from me?
You just do what I say
And you use this here tray.
Some would call him an ID-10T.
We were glad when we heard the boss say,
"You've done great!" We replied to him, "Hey,
You may think that we've flipped,
But you need one more trip,
And this time, make your ticket one-way."