July 15 - 19, 2013

July 19, 2013 - Why ask Y?

Said the fish to the user, "O, G!
U want Y? R U asking F me
To map drives in this joint
With no clue where to point?
It's A L F A task, Can't U C?

July 18, 2013 - There's a user not finding the WAP.

There's a user not finding the WAP.
When I got there, I said to him, "Snap!
Now the cause is quite clear.
There's no power in here.
It's no wonder it's running like crap!"

July 17, 2013 - Um, it fixed itself? Yeah, that must be it!

"That darned printer's dead," I heard them clamor.
Since I fixed it, with me they're enamored.
For a buck and two bits
It's not giving them fits.
They can now buy nine hundred buck hammers.

July 16, 2013 - At least he waited till the guy left

Print on letterhead? How could it be
That the CIO needs help from me?
You just do what I say
And you use this here tray.
Some would call him an ID-10T.

July 15, 2013 - Welcome back, boss. When's your next trip?

We were glad when we heard the boss say,
"You've done great!" We replied to him, "Hey,
You may think that we've flipped,
But you need one more trip,
And this time, make your ticket one-way."